How I get my jollies

Do you know how much I love being able to do what I want and work the way I know how to efficently work!?
Do you know how OCD I am when it comes to little stupid stuff that shouldnt matter?
Do you know I will totally nail your ass to the wall if you lie on your unemployment claim?

I have pretty much been given free reign over a fair amount of stuff at work. If for some reason someone down the line questions what I am doing (officially I am not suppose to do this) then I can turn around and direct them to my Boss Man. I do like doing investigations and I am totally bad fucking ass at this stuff. Yes I actually LOVE what I do for my 8-5. I have actually been there for two years offically 02-12. It doesnt seem like it though. I have absorbed SOOOO much of what goes on in a semi disfunctional government office. Office politics, gossip, whos fuckin who, and why someone is still in the position they are in, etc.. Okay let me give you a quick run down on what I do... Answer phones, take the info about the last employer, investigate missing wages (sometimes employers will fuck you over), discuss eligibility. Well that is the simple version. At my level I am not suppose to do much else except answer general UI benefits questions, take the claim, and address payment request issues. TRUST me there is a whole ugly side to all this... There is a whole list of other issues that need to be addressed on claims. If you are under a contract with a school district, if you dont have transportation, child care, or were sick, I have to obtain your info and send it to someone else who will say pay money or not. NOW instead of sending it off to someone else I get that privilage. I follow the Texas Unemployment Compensation Act (TUCA) law to the freakin letter, and I follow what the DOL has set forth for us. YES we have the dept of labor down our fucking throats. I am being groomed for the fraud unit and I get my jollies out of bustin people in a lie. I am getting all giddy thinking about it! I am now given special assignments from Boss Man, who just happens to get them from his boss who told him to have someone take care of it. I just happen to be that someone to take care of it. Just because I know what the hell I am doing. I am going to blow these mofos out of the water whenI get to the adjudications dept.
ENOUGH ABOUT WORK.

Boogie monster of mine is feeling poochie. Poor baby his teeth are buggin and hes got a cough that wont quit. My little man. I dont know how to make him feel better. I did find him some homeopathic medication for 2+ that helps with runny nose, fever, cough, and other cold like symptoms. Im so glad I found it.

I have been exhausted lately, mentally and physically. I still havent finished Danny Loves MP3 player case, plus wever been working on Tshirts for my brothers company. They have been asking me about the shirts for the company forever and they never came through with a design, or with shirts or an actual order. When I asked them for the info I needed I got nada. I thought he was going to go somewhere else and get them done but he called me a few days ago and asked me to go over to talk about the shirts. He expects me to have them all for him tomorrow... DOUBT it. I really do not think he knows what the hell goes into making screen printed Ts. Its very time consuming and with all the issues I have been having, I am basically doing the damn shirts for free. I'm not makin money. Oh fuckin well right. He expects them in 5 mins and that isnt going to happen as soon as this image is burned I am going to sleep...
Well not really to sleep just to bed with my love. I couldn't immagine a night without mommie daddie time. TRUST ME... YOU NEED YOUR TIME ALONE WITH YOUR SIGNIFIGANT OTHER OR EVERYTING WILL ALL GO TO SHIT. Get down and fuckie with your baby. DANCE...

oh yes sleep is needed.

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!!!

DIY OR DIE!

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